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do i look like a cookie?

cut a piece that's bite-size

Created on 2004-05-25 12:07:48 (#3259336), last updated 2005-06-10

386 comments received, 675 comments posted

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Name:c00kee
Birthdate:02-26
Location:New York, New York, United States
Website:C'est Moi
Bio
"and love, with a cursive capital 'L,' is merely sleight of hand, doled out by genetic edict in order to keep DNA flowing. it's all genetics. and beyond that, it's all just zeros and ones. but friendship, with an unpretentious lowercase 'f,' is real and right and valuable."

"i can make a vow, and i can wear a ring, and i can make you promises and they won't mean a thing..."

"funny how those compliments can make you feel so full of it."

"i don't particularly go in for long, reflective ballads. i much prefer songs about drinking blood. if i have to write a reflective ballad, it should be about... drinking blood."

"the road to hell is paved with good intentions"

"like secrets, plauges can be difficult to contain."

"if i can't prove them wrong, show me where i belong, for a hunger so strong kills all comfort and joy."

"hate the way you look at me but i can see the terror in your eyes...your eyes. you pull the trigger, your smile is sweet. i don't care if we never meet, that's fine. it's alright."

"if the bed was mine, it didn't look any more familiar than the rest of the place. i felt like an intruder. i felt like Goldilocks in Hell."

"he who dies with the most toys wins."

"i checked my bovine manual, and i find no definition. even this revised edition does not mention malnutrition."

"denah, denah, of every denah denah!"

"why would my parents send me to this malignant tumor of a school?"

"the deuce you will!"

"no, karla! this is the third time you've cheated on me since lunch!!! i am a one-woman woman, and you are wasting my time."

"and at least i have the sense to sense what's coming and realize that good things never come to those who wait too long, because everything i've ever done i've done because i love you. silly you should ask. i'm afraid that i'll spend the better part of next year scared that i might need you. bring me down and i'll feel again. everything i've ever done i've done because i love you sideways... sideways."

"yeah, that's a movie that'll kick your ass."

"hal, there's a time for sappy memories and a time for getting shot. check your watch."

"sometimes in my darkest thoughts i wished i'd never learned what it is to be in love and have that love returned."

"maybe redemption has stories to tell, maybe forgiveness is right where you fell. where can you run to escape from yourself? where you gonna go? where you gonna go? salvation is here"

"first, i found my old papers. projects, tests, reports. some truly awful poetry comparing my heart to a dying rose. worse, i'd rhymed solidified with thalidamide and impetigo with Venus de Milo. embarrassing. and it didn't even relate to the assignment. meastro had but one comment, marked in red: 'what does this have to do with thomas jefferson?'"
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